The Onion Presents A Book of Jean s Own

In 2010, released my first-ever full-length book, A Book of Jean's Own! (Exclamation point part of the title, not the sentence) Jan. 2006-Present ¡Basura Fabuloso! Booth Worker, Riverside Indoor Flea Market Sell secondhand knickknacks, ...

The Onion Presents A Book of Jean s Own

A few words from the author and eponymous columnist behind The Onion's column, "A Room of Jean's Own," Jean Teasdale: Hi Jeanketeers and Jeanketeers-to-be!! As The Onion's very own Humor and Human-Interest columnist, I've been entertaining readers for 15 years with kooky tales of life with my hubby and our two feline children. Now for the first time, li'l ol' me shines front-and-center in a book of my very own! A Book of Jean's Own! features all-original, never-before-published material, and if that wasn't impressive enough, marks the very first Onion book by a solo writer! Historical, huh? My book is sure to find an eager audience among The Onion's ten-million-strong readership. Wait, ten million people? I had no idea! Frankly, that scares me a little. We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto! (Oh shoot, I should have put that hilarious phrase in my book!) A Book of Jean's Own! also marks a departure from past Onion books in that it isn't crammed with headlines and articles in teeny-weeny print! Instead, I write about the stuff that really matters: shopping, chocolate, part-time jobs, and hot Hollywood hunks! Whether you read my book on the bus, the beach, or the toilet, you're guaranteed to find something to chuckle at and deeply relate to! Among the many nuggets of fun: * I tell you the Twenty Things That Are Better Than Sex! * For the first time ever, you learn my maiden name! * I spill the secrets of my scrumptious chocolate-loaded desserts, such as Ooey Gooey Choco-Cocoa-Mocha Cupcakes With Raspberry Filling And Coconut-Cream Cheese-Cola Frosting! * Acquire valuable, real-world tips on coping with a job you dislike, getting through those rough teenage years, and styling a Jean hairdo of your very own! * Get a giggle out of my doodles and overdose on the words of wisdom that are my Jean Proverbs! * You've heard of pity parties—get my tips for throwing your very own self-pity party! * Check out my own cure for the blues, the Plush Jamboree! * Witness my nervous breakdown while writing this book (well, writing is hard, after all!) * Also for the first time ever, Hubby Rick speaks! (Spoiler: It's not entirely in grunts!) * Lots of exclamation points! (And phrases in parentheses!) I'm sure every single one of those ten million readers will buy my book! And who knows? They just may find something in it that will help them lead happier and better lives!

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The Onion Presents A Book of Jean's Own!
Language: en
Pages: 272
Authors: Jean Teasdale
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010-10-12 - Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

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The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed
Language: en
Pages: 176
Authors: The Onion Staff
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2011-10-25 - Publisher: Quirk Books

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Weston and Charlot
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Pages: 379
Authors: Lew Andrews
Categories: Art
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Edward Weston (1886–1958) was one of the most celebrated photographers of the twentieth century. Jean Charlot (1898–1979), a classically trained French artist best known for his murals, woodcuts, and paintings celebrating Mexican culture, played a key role as a participant and chronicler of the Mexican Renaissance. This book, based on
Onion Delights Journal
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Pages: 164
Authors: Karen Jean Matsko Hood
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This decorative journal is the perfect companion to the Onion Delights Cookbook: A Collection of Onion Recipes, Cookbook Delights Series – Book 8. It’s a great tool for writing down your thoughts, favorite recipes, or simply keeping track of important reminders, personal notes, and special occasions. This journal is great
Electric Salome
Language: en
Pages: 288
Authors: Rhonda K. Garelick
Categories: Performing Arts
Type: BOOK - Published: 2009-02-01 - Publisher: Princeton University Press

Loie Fuller was the most famous American in Europe throughout the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. Rising from a small-time vaudeville career in the States, she attained international celebrity as a dancer, inventor, impresario, and one of the first women filmmakers in the world. Fuller befriended royalty and inspired